Monday, October 02, 2006

The reason for this new post is that the other is simply too big and my PC can't handle loading it up every time I want to edit it. I messed up the html on it anyway I think so...there you go. And just incase you'd like to know at the start of this post we were at approx. 187 posts! WOOPEE!!!

-When Kyle went to Vicki in Phones4u "I like your shirt, it's great!" We think he was American by the way...

-When Vicki said we'll call the other man in Phones4u Steve and it turned out his name really was Steve! Shocking or what?!

-"D'ya reckon using the power of the mind I can simulate a chair?"

-When Vicki went (or at least something like it) "I'm freezing cold and I'm gonna die" Hehe, it was just the way she said it that made me laugh.

-All the strange people that went past us when we were sheltering from the rain. There was the scary "heheheh" woman, the man that did a big leap over the puddle, the woman that went...well I can't describe it but it was hilarious, the gay man who went "Ooooh you [BEEP]!", the woman on the phone who said "he's just been with another woman again", and I think that's it but if I think of anymore I'll add them.

-When Steve went to Vicki "You were dry a minute ago" because we were soaked from being in the rain. Hehe.

-TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR!!!!! "Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the peoples in the THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEESSS!.....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEESSS!!!"

-This morning when I'd finished my Crunchy Nuts and I went to put the bowl in the fridge. I don't even know how it happened lol.

-The other night when my dad was watching something about the ArchBishop of Canterbury or something (SUPER snore) and I said he had funny eyebrows (trust me, they are funny). Then later on my dad said "He looks like that one out of Lord of the Rings. Y'know...erm...Bob Geldof or whatever his name was". Incase you didn't realise he was talking about Gandalf (sigh) and when I went "Dya mean Gandalf?" My mum & dad couldn't hear me properly so it turned into a type of argument thing all about flippin' Gandalf eyebrows!! My mum was going, "Was it Gandolf?" and I'm shouting "DAL!!! IT'S DAL!!" but my mum takes it the wrong way and and thought he was called Gandal >_<......it was a long night......(geez louise, man alive! This RFM is humongous!!!)

-Last night when me & Craig were watching the Mighty Boosh coz we were bored ('Electro' incase you were interested) and I said I liked the Jungle episode with the cheese man and we both started singing "Cheese is a kind of beef, a tasty yellow treat!" hehehe...it was a beautiful moment.

-Ages ago in Biology when I said to Vicki "I've got Biology (by Girls Aloud) in my head" It was just silliness...

-When Vicki was playing Silent Hill 4: The Room and Steph said "Silent Hill 4: The Corridor In Which The Room Is Attached." lol

-HEEENNNRRYYY!!!

200TH RANDOM MOMENT!!! -Last night when mum kept nearly knocking the glass of wine on the floor. Heh, she did it at least 3 times.

-The Metal Gear Solid cartoons on DeviantART. I haven't actually played the games (just watched our Craig) but man, they're funny.

-The big blue bike helmet that my dad had years and years ago. It was just like a huge lump of polystyrene that sat on the top of your head like a mushroom! He looked like Toad out of Mario come to think of it...hahaha!

-Yesterday when me & my mates got on the 14 bus to go home but we didn't know there were a few 14 bus's going to different places....we'd got on the bus to Runcorn! Omg, if that man hadn't of told us we were on the wrong bus I don't know what would have happened. Geez, it was scary. We got as far as Aintree or something...

-"I haven't seen so much melted cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums out in the sun!" XD cracks me up...

-When I was talking to Chloe on msn about Blackpool fair and I meant to say "You can see the boss shows tho" but I typed "You can see the boss shoes tho" by accident! Hahaha....priceless....

-The Plant Pot Man - complete with 'tash!!!!...classic times...*^_^*

-When I was playing House of the Dead III last night and I was fighting the big security guard boss (...stupid piece of crap..) and I proper shouted "DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!" coz it was doin' my head in and then Craig just walked in. Cringe & sigh.

-"She's not a diva!!! She's got big hair!!!" -Vicki

-Ages ago in music when Becky was in hysterics over some random lad and then she said "Hehehehe!!!! His shoes!!!! *points*". ...Deary me....

-When we play Singstar and we call ourselves funny names like 'Cheese', 'Feet', 'Albert (Wesker)', 'Mike (Res. Evil 4)', 'Henry (Silent Hill 4)' & when we went through a phase of calling ourselves after people outta Jak X and it would come up with like 'Razer' & someone out of Resident Evil like 'Leon' or something. Hehe.

-"Hey look, it's a shifty lookin' guy in a grey suit."

-Yesterday in Llangollen when Janet (my uncles girlfriend) was trying to get these two conkers off this tree for ages & when she finally got them she opened hers and proper shouted "IT'S A DOUBLE ONE!!!!!".....Made me laugh....

-OLD MAN LEON: THE MOVIE.
"One man,
One dream,
One walking stick,
One more hill..."

-Yesterday when we couldn't find our after school lesson thing so just sat in Miss Adam's room and made our own board game. Lol it was called 'Old Man Leon' and I was Henry & Tony Harrison, Vicki was Steve & Oddler Saddler & Jenny was Rudy & Blue Riband. Hehehe, we even made a sign saying "OLD MAN LEON IS WATCHING!"

-When I was making the counters for our board game & Vicki had been eating a Blue Riband, or talking about them, so instead of writing 'Tony Harrison' I started writing 'Blue Riband'! It was hilarious.

-The other day at lunch when Rachel couldn't say 'Ribena' and was saying all 'Ribana' and all this. The best was 'Ribaba' XD

-Today when Becky called me gay & the first thing that popped into my head was "Yeah, well you're the son of a preacher man!" (...it was in my head...) and then we started calling people "You gay son of a preacher man!" 'Twas funny in a strange manner....

-When I went to Vicki: "Vicki you bean!"

-The stupid PURPLE labcoats we have to wear in science...grrr...

-The 'MAN!' on the 'Call Me When You're Sober' Evanescence video.

-When I sang/said "I am a box!" when it was a fire bell.

-When Natalie went to Mr Bates "Bless you".

-After I'd finished doing a big stressful part on Fahrenheit and Craig went to me "You look traumatized." Just tickled me.

-"Oooh...stuffed owl..." -Lucas

-The big pipe by the CDT rooms in school that I push my mates into everytime we go past. Vicki knows what I'm up to now though ='( Ahh well, it's still one legendary pipe *bows down*

-The other night in my uncles when he had put some music on in the background and 'I don't like cricket' (Bob Fossil randomly dances to it in The Mighty Boosh) came on. Hehehe, it was funny.


-When stupid Mr Marty Bates kept shouting "FACE THE GRASS!" and "DON'T LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT THE GRASS!" at us during the firebell.

-The way we keep singing Charlene to Jenny to annoy her. Heh.

-When Vicki told me that the man off the new Evanescence video is called Oliver Goodwill. What she does to get this information I'll never know....
Ooh, I've gotta go change the R.F.M. up the page because now we know his name! W00T!!

-When I was looking at my manky, infected toe and the next minute I was screaming, "EEE! THERE'S PUS COMING OUT OF MY TOE! MAKE IT STOP!!!!" I know you may not have wanted to know that but it makes me laugh.

-In town when this random group of people were singing that "33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer!...." song and they were only at like 86 bottles of beer and I went to mum "Dya reckon they'll ever get to zero?". I can just imagine them being there for hours singing it! XD

-Last night when me & my dad were watching '50 Greatest Power Ballads' or somethin on the music channel and Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart was no.1 and I proper shouted "IT'S BONNIE TYLER!!!!" when the video started. Hehe.

-BELLIS!

-Vicki aka 'Bagella the Baginator'.

-Ages ago when my mates came to my house and it'd been raining so we'd all took are soaking-wet school jumpers off and left them in my room. When we were eating tea though, I think it was Steph, asked, "Do you have two jumpers?" and I was like "wha?" and then we all looked out of the window and there was like 3 jumpers on the washing line and someone shouted "There's 3 out there!!!" (I think Vicki had left her's on) and it was just hilarious. Turned out my mum had hung all our jumpers out there to dry, lol.

-Yesterday when we went to York and me and Lou got stuck in our seats because of our seat belts and we had to get the man (evil Bob) to cut us out with a pen-knife. It really hurt when my mum was trying to pull me out, my leg was bright red afterwards! hehe.

-Vicki the Bean
Becky the Dude
Lydia the Box
Steph the Basket
Jenny the Gay Son of a Preacher Man
Jade the M00fin
And if there's anyone else.....sorry

-The videos me, Vicki & Becky made in mine last week.

-The other week when me & my mum were trying all the different flavours of Jelly Belly jelly-beans that our Craig had got from Las Vegas. All I say is: Do not try the brown ones...

-"TESSAY!!"

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Today in Science when people kept asking the date and I kept saying it was 2007 to try & trick them and it was me who ended up writing 2007 in the end!

-The scary face Mr O pulls.

-"Your weapons are no match for ours! People of Mars, surrender!"
"Um, this isn't Mars. This is Earth."
"Earth? Earth-with-nuclear-weapons Earth?"
"Yes."
[Long pause] "Friends!"
...awesome.

-The other week when Vicki said, "I'm gonna put my new gloves on now." and I went, "You will."

-"Forward, not back ward! Upward, not downward! And always twriling, twirling, TWIRLING toward freedom!"

-Psychonauts. Does it really need an explanation?

-The 'Pretty Boy Leon' club on DeviantArt. I almost died when I found it.

-When I accidently glove-slapped a teacher.

-The other day, on the way to the carol thing in church with school, when I went "Where's Smithy?" (aka Mr Smith, who we had with us for the day) dead loud and he was right behind me.

250th RANDOM MOMENT!!! -www.wiihaveaproblem.com
Who would of known how many incidents can be cause by the Wii...amazes me it does. (Thanks to Guyers for giving me the link)

-When we were playing on the karaoke machine the other day and when we were singing 'Don't you want me baby?' (or whatever it's called), we said the line "Don't, don't you want me?" dead posh and it sounded hilarious.

-When I made that spooky music using the echo thing on the karaoke machine. Becky & Vicki recorded it on their phones and we said we'd sit in the back room in the dark and play the music. Hehe, it was scary.

-On Christmas, when we were opening are presents, someone had knocked the PS2 on somehow and Craig just said, loud enough for people to hear, "Someone's turned the Playstation on" and then he said it again a tad louder, "Hey! Someone's turned the Playstation on!!". It was just funny coz it was stupid XD.

-When we were playing Cluedo at Christmas and my uncle said he was hungry or something and my mum said, "You can have a turkey butty if you want" and then a few moments later she said, "...but we don't have any bread". We all just looked at each other and started laughing coz she hadn't even noticed what she'd just said!

-"BIG MISTAKE!!!!!" boy.

-Today in the canteen when we were talking about Dr Zoidberg and Jade's brother but the two conversation got mixed up and it was hilarious.
Steph: "Does your brother study insects?"
Jade: "No, he's a lobster isn't he?"

-Vicki: "I'm just sitting here like some kind of...corner mule or something."

-A couple of weeks ago when me & Jenny were walking across the yard & it was dead sunny, the light was shining on the science block (I just got blinded myself) so I turned to Jenny and said "Hey look over there." She looked towards the science block and ended up blind for like the next hour XD. Some people might call it cruel but I couldn't resist...

-Yesterday when Jenny was telling me that everyone in her sisters town on Animal Crossing is saying 'TROGDOR!'. And its all my fault, hehe.
The Trogdor strikes again!

-The fact I'm sitting here right now with Abba blasting out. My mum put it on the record player and just abandoned me.

-The scene on Final Fantasy X where Yuna & Tidus are 'laughing'. It was so corny it was hilarious.
"o.O" - the group
"...what?" - Tidus & Yuna
"Nothing. We just thought you'd gone crazy for a minute there." - Wakka

^_^ God bless you Wakka, my little spikey orange-haired friend...

-Link's lack of clothes! And the way me & Vicki continue that sentence: I end it with "...is win!" and Vicki ends it with "...turns me on!" XD Yeah, yeah Vicki, you can say you were messing all you want...mweh heh heh!

-LUNETH!

-The way you pronounce 'Tidus' as 'Teedus'. Heh, cracks me up.

-"My God! He's turning into a goth!", my dad during Spidey-man 3.

-Jade's dream. I say nothing more for the world is better off not knowing.

-"I'm stiiiiiiilllllll, in a dreeeeeeam! SNAKE EEEEEATER!"

-My someone-stole-my-Subway-sandwich dream.

-When Becky told Jade that Balthier might die & she got all sad. Awh XD.

-The Hell Toilet in Boulogne.

I'm sure there loads more random moments that make me laugh but I cant think of them at the mo so thats it for now! (heh heh heh)
Plus, if any of my buds or toasties know anything to add - make a comment! My mind always goes blank when I'm typing stuff up!
Thankies in advance x

NOTE: The counter thingys (e.g. 100th random moment) are probably not exact because counting all of that is pretty tough. They are just approximate.
We are currently at 269 moments! Woo!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The man on the Evanescence video is called Oliver Goodwill. I told you that in school.

Anonymous said...

YOU FORGOT MY DREAM!!!!!! And I only said that Link thing to traumitize you.